Monday, July 6, 2009

not la vie

it sucks to be stuck in a stoic room not doing calculus when you would almost always rather be in your living room messing around with mics and taking bongrips.
c'est la vie.
not.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

america

Well, I would say that all in all, America, you are slightly below average.
Suburban mediocrity, repeated failures, underwhelming successes.
My grandiose ideas will see the light someday, I know.
But not with you. Not today.
I bought a fischer price kazoo/recorder/trumpet/trombone/slide whistle from the schizo cat lady and paraded around a barbeque. Not really the amplified show I practiced.
Then I failed to get this guy.
Then I DJed at 3:30am.
Ginsberg and Waits were being elusive.
Even Iggy Pop is going French now.
Are you liberated?
Happy fourth.
Fifth.

Meoww.